The better to eat you with, grandma. Always a gag worthy scene. How’d you newbs like When Evil Lurks? I think it’s brilliant AF. #WhenEvilLurks #TheLastDriveIn #Nightmareathon #MutantFam Joe Bob Briggs Diana “Darcy the Mail Girl” Prince 🤠💌 The Mutant Fam

Well, well, well … looks like I’m breaking my slutty streak. I have not seen this flick … but the real question is … can I stay awake? Where the virgins at?🍒 #BloodyMuscleBodyBuilderInHell #TheLastDriveIn #Nightmareathon #MutantFam Joe Bob Briggs Diana “Darcy the Mail Girl” Prince 🤠💌 The Mutant Fam

🚨 GIVEAWAY TIME! 🚨 Congrats on surviving til Movie #3 - to celebrate, we’re giving away a $50 gift card to @FrightRags! To enter, like & retweet this post and comment below with the answer to this question: If you had to pick one movie haunted house to survive the night,

What I’m going to look like on no sleep when the sun comes up. #BloodyMuscleBodyBuilderInHell #TheLastDriveIn #Nightmareathon #MutantFam

Roll call, deviants! Are you 1: still awake? 2. A pervert? 3. Have seen Fade To Black?I’m awake, def a pervert, but am continuing my virginity tour, as I have not seen this film. #FadeToBlack #TheLastDriveIn #Nightmareathon #MutantFam Joe Bob Briggs Diana “Darcy the Mail Girl” Prince 🤠💌 The Mutant Fam

I’m back from a little snooze and I see we’re watching why it’s important to always pull out. #ChildrenOfTheCorn #TheLastDriveIn #Nightmareathon #MutantFam Joe Bob Briggs Diana “Darcy the Mail Girl” Prince 🤠💌 The Mutant Fam

Final film, sex pests! I haven’t seen this one, so I’m ending the season as a virgin who’ll be walking funny for the next couple of days. Anyone else? Proud of you kids who didn’t take a nap like my old ass. #GalaxyOfTerror #TheLastDriveIn #Nightmareathon #MutantFam

Who doesn’t love an early morning handy? 👋 #GalaxyOfTerror #TheLastDriveIn #Nightmareathon #MutantFam Joe Bob Briggs Diana “Darcy the Mail Girl” Prince 🤠💌 The Mutant Fam

Come on baby, light my fire. 🕯️ #ISeeDickJokesEverywhere #GalaxyOfTerror #TheLastDriveIn #Nightmareathon #MutantFam Joe Bob Briggs Diana “Darcy the Mail Girl” Prince 🤠💌 The Mutant Fam

I had a rough couple weeks & wasn’t sure I’d participate 2nite. But you weirdos pulled me in with your unapologetic selves & encouraged my pervo tweets. Thank you. Looking forward to seeing u in Vegas. Come force your friendship on me. #TheLastDriveIn #Nightmareathon #MutantFam

Randomly stumbled upon #RedRabbit by Alex Grecian and I loved it so much! Great horror-western folktale that I didn’t want to end. 🥹 Can’t wait for his follow up #RoseOfJericho coming next year. Def read this one, kiddos. 👻

My neighbour legit just asked me if I was goth. 😂☠️⚰️🦇 #MyHeartIsDarker

Want a date? Got any snacks? #Frankenhooker

Happy hump day, perverts. 💁🏻‍♀️💅🏻

This will never not be funny to me. 🐟💨 #HappyFridayFarters

Clearly not the first time Eva has done this at a family gathering. 😏💦 #GoldenShowerBarbie

Things just got awkward with this slurpee.

Forgot I was going to symphony in the park today. Great event!

Me and my besties preparing for #JoeBobsJamboree like… #MutantFam

This could be us … but you have a latex allergy.