I will also trade Milk Cartons for Full Bronze

I was going to start the Gym from tomorrow .. too bad

Food can still be ordered .. you are all welcome for the quick link .. just-eat.co.uk

But if anything, this Virus will literally make the world such a cleaner place to live - places that have not been cleaned for 10 years, has finally had someone lift their finger

I also think, Eastenders withdrawal symptoms are real .. I will end up getting some form of rash forming beside my belly button before long

Just Eat literally just sent me a text saying my takeaway is on its way - that is how you get someone excited via text

THE DOOR KNOCKED HELLO THERE CHINESE

Minus social contact of course ..

Ideal mother's day presents for tomorrow: Milk Butter Bread Toilet Roll (Extra Good Luck) Pasta Rice Flour Eggs Basically, any food essential ...

#QuarantineOnlineParty *inserts cake here* Cake which was bought from a virtual asda which still doesnt have stock

#WhenThisIsAllOver I'm still going to self isolate as standard

I'm actually more excited about watching Ant and Dec with no audience than I should be to be fair Like, will they surprise Casper the Ghost tonight? Or offer a free holiday to the Invisible Man sitting in Row 19?

Do I hear the Eastenders theme tune? I forgot what it even sounds like ...

:)

*Random tweet inserting here*

I don't even tweet anymore .. so yeah .. this is my the tweet which says .. Hi I am alive

Just remember .. Smile

Lockdown = Smile

You know - happiness and all

The world may be serious right now - but you have a choice to still be you Remember that