anhedonia is when nothin got you honkin like a goose

Girls from history could get it

i'm nice on here You forgot to turm the tv on

it's super gross about jobs, work, things of that nature

this year’s cousin walk will consist of erecting fortifications and securing the perimeter

maybe if Brock Purdy didn't spend the bye week fuckin around on a soybean farm in Armpit, Iowa he'd know how to set up the screen pass

smitten beyond the reach of law or reason

thats not funny. My granddad died in a pumpkin patch . he fell out of a gourd tower

that one why boi who’s listening to boys for pele at the grocery store

as I leave the on deck circle and walk toward home plate with my bat in hand, "Cornflake Girl" blares from the stadium PA

zero faves???? cool, cool cool

let’s get this viral Taylor Swift Barack Obama

my cyber defenses have been breached. I am cyber vulnerable. I can no longer deny my cyber feelings about what we have. I am falling in cyber love with you. you make me cyber feel things I thought were lost, closed off to me. you're like a cyber dream I don't want to wake from

making nice, playing house, things of that nature. many such cases

you know what time it is

a little erik thanksgiving tradition unlike any other

The Road can’t hold a candle to All The Pretty Horses, and I’ll light you the fuck up in the back yard if you keep chirping at me, grandma

Iris and Rose: One Gotta Go

your middle aged dad boyfriend did NOT make you blackberry crème brûlée??? girl, a better life is possible

my family thinks it’s too soon. they haven’t come out and said it, but they’re all implying that I should slow things down. that I’m moving too fast. but I know what I’m feeling. I know my heart. I know it’s right to have another piece of pie