it's so hard to try to plan a future with the awful state of this country. really grim stuff

bro this is you and your parties fault, idiot

starting to believe this was all planned so this takeover could happen quickly and without anyone fighting back

spending the last day of summer with the people i love most in this world

I LOVE CALIFORNIA

listening to moonlight sonata being played by little hamsters on my nintendo DS just like Beethoven intended

The rapture would instantly shoot to number one on the list of funniest days on Twitter.

today's rapture events are sponsored by tylenlol™

has the rapture happened yet or is that tomorrow, i’ve seen enough

i love how this political assasination also has a magic bullet situation and the base instead of questioning is eating it up like it was an actual miracle

has anyone considered that no one deserves to be raptured

i need one so bad

rapture check in: who’s still here

I love lettuce 🥬

my health anxiety is on full force rn and i do not know how to stop it…