Happy Christmas Eve to all! Here's hoping Boris Johnson gets visited by three spirits by the stroke of midnight.

Loving #thetigerwhocametotea which even a Robbie Williams song can't ruin but if I've said it once I'll say it again - where is my feature-length 'Mog the Forgetful Cat'?!

Regardless. Happy, happy Christmas! Get those Pringles open.

This is utterly mad and delightful and I read the article whilst sat at my desk job finishing up a shift nobody else wanted. This show, role, cast and crew were a joy and I'm so grateful to have been a small part of of it. Thank you!

Ladies, if he's - always giving you one-word responses - unsupportive when you're visibly upset - coming over unannounced in the middle of the night - faintly tapping at your chamber door He's not your man. He's the Raven, nothing more.

Iain Duncan Smith, the architect of welfare cuts and Universal Credit was knighted last month.

In today's news and to the surprise of no-one I am utterly obsessed with #TheMaskedSinger

I've put £1million in a fund to provide grants of £5k - £20k to small UK charities who are doing/want to do immediate Coronavirus poverty relief. Please share to let any charities who may want to apply know. Full info: blog.moneysavingexpert.com/2020/03/i-m-ma…

Chinese medics have just arrived in London to help us fight Covid-19. The media won’t tell you for some reason. 👏

this is so niche but high key iconic

She turned on her heel? Ohhhhhh honey, more like she turned A heel (today I learned how to turn a heel when knitting socks)

Oh there’s about be some public interest alright!

Hi y'all. Hadn't seen a petition yet so put it into action. Please sign so Boris Johnson's plane stays silver (or whatever) and we can maybe support the arts/starving children/curb the economic downturn of the country somewhat? petition.parliament.uk/petitions/3279…

New App Just launched! Neverspoons App helping you find local independent pub alternatives #NeverSpoons

Arts twitter, can you help? I am tracking job losses & closures happening across sector. If you know of a smaller venue affected that I may not be aware of please #tweet or email to help feed into this ongoing analysis [email protected] UK Theatre Music Venue Trust

What is a random, unspectacular thing that lives rent free in your brain? Mine is the fluffiest, downiest duvet that Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts lounge, post-coitely, under in 'Notting Hill' and it will never change.