why does twitter love this stupid gargoyle so much

after countless experiments, scientists determined that the black tank top and sweats is one of the hottest lesbian fits

as president my first official act would be to ban gacha games and that stupid rat girl please vote for me

do NOT watch gravity falls with a girl she’ll make you do the lamby lamby dance every time you want something from her

life is so good right now two eagles drives, two turnovers

eagles v packers summarized so far:

i cant fucking handle this man its WEEK ONE PLEASE WHAT IS HAPPENING

oh so if love is actually hurt we are done for oh my god do not let willis ever touch the ball again

chicago white sox son or carolina panthers daughter

do you guys think the presidential debate being in philly is enough for a castellanos homer

holy shit trump is so mad

trump really just said “i sent him a photo of his house” xbox live chat ass presidential candidate

he dropped another one this is drake’s 9/11

😃👍

“haha yea wow the saints put up a lot of points against the panthers, we’ll see how they do against a real te-“

saquon barkley in the locker room after his drop lost the game

reminder that its called fluke balcony