Thank God someone saved you, so you could tweet about it. x.com/laurschk/statu…

Yeah, way scarier than, you know, getting held up or something... x.com/tropicalcabell…

Really?! Sounds pretty silent here... x.com/bamspics/statu…

Somebody call the cops...this one's going homicidal. x.com/bemygrcnde/sta…

I'm thinking selling that lung might mean you don't get to make it to that concert... x.com/boiizwithfun/s…

Survival of the fittest. x.com/precariatqueer…

Like perhaps spelling the word "done" incorrectly? x.com/justinhuskey_/…

Right, because you'd be able to survive that... x.com/uhmwatermelon/…

Um, I'm not there, so...false statement. x.com/voidtrbl/statu…

Excuse me...I am definitely out of all y'all's league. x.com/ricardowasy/st…

You can literally vacuum ALL air, everywhere. Not that you'll always suck up much of interest... x.com/pawnbrokersos/…

Literally?! Sounds like – more than a bed – you need all the king's horses and all the king's men to try putting you back together again. x.com/john_chelt/sta…

Um...it actually lasted a little longer than that. Maybe drugs were the culprit here?! x.com/__emmalouisee_…

LITERALLY?! Uh...not. x.com/queeenvina/sta…