This is simply insane from Apollo

“Capital Management Manager”

Intern season is right around the corner again

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

No Sunday scaries

2024 headlines

While we’re at it

Nobody:

SEC undergrads who will inevitably work in Charlotte / Atlanta lower middle market investment banks or for their dad’s wealth management firms:

How many times are democrats going to propose taxing unrealized gains and then realize it is so fucking stupid

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

It’s always “pussy in bio” and never “bio in pussy”

If you’re splitting a Hamptons rental with 20 of your bros this summer, you don’t have to worry about Joe Biden’s 45% capital gains tax rate

These types of value-destructive business decisions just prove that TikTok was engaging in nefarious activities all along

Me reading Joe Biden’s proposal to raise taxes on capital gains to ~45% and taxing *unrealized gains* 25%

SKKY Partners, the private equity firm co-founded by Kim Kardashian, is struggling to fundraise

Through March, the firm has only secured $121 million of investor capital (well short of its target $1-2 billion fund size)

Miami is just latino Dubai

Logging off until this dumbass trend is over

Rutgers undergrads when they get an auto-reply email from Goldman Sachs saying they have received the application