And Happy *Actual* Human Birthday to Tara Sim 💀 whose birthday I can never forget because it is also my child's. Apparently, feral nerds with big hearts are all born today?

my sophomore YA novel, a sapphic swan lake retelling inspired by phantom of the opera, is now up on goodreads! title reveal coming soon 💕 goodreads.com/book/show/2176…

Another agent once said "it's why the rest of the book happens" and I use that all the time.

Shoutout to @sheylaknigge for explaining the internet to me, almost daily. Very Demure. Very Mindful.

When BRAT summer is over, let's do FLAT fall, where we all just lay down for three months.

Aren't you lucky! There's a new Lyz Mancini story out! femalerage.substack.com/p/asmr-u-okay

Endcap, Anderson's Bookshops!

I just instructed Adobe to convert a PDF to Rom-Com. Thriving.

"America is for Americans and Americans only." — Stephen Miller, 2024 "Germany is for Germans and Germans only." — Adolf Hitler, 1934

understand that between the hours of 6pm and 8am, I am ADHD-smart; Give me the internet and curiosity and I will learn ANYTHING, but no I will not figure out how to change the clock in my car. It's just going to be wrong for half the year.

I am quieter online these days and y'all can read the room, but I gotta get loud to white women who aren't so sure about this guy anymore ... FAM, JUST LIE. NO ONE CAN SEE YOUR VOTE. AND YOU'RE RIGHT IT FEELS MORE DANGEROUS THIS TIME BECAUSE IT IS.

🕯️UK COVER REVEAL for A TREACHERY OF SWANS 🕯️my sapphic, Gothic Swan Lake retelling, told from the perspective of the black swan—perfect for fans of Phantom of the Opera and Belladonna. US cover reveaal coming thursday!

#MSWL this meet cute please & thank you.

“Both sides suck!” Sure. I hear ya. But if we decide to have another kid, I don’t want my wife to die in childbirth like a fuckin pilgrim. So I voted democrat

Leave it on all the field. #KamalaHarris2024

vote for your favorite witch + demon disaster duo this holiday season 💕 goodreads.com/choiceawards/r…

As a reminder, a volunteer Fire and Water rescue unit from Mexico was on the ground aiding Central Texas flood victims Long before FEMA or Ted Cruz showed up.