Are you Mediocre enough to be part of "The League Of Extraordinary Woody And Wilcox Listners" JOIN NOW! t.me/+aUQ88hL7WPk4Y… @WoodyAndWilcox #WoodyAndWilcox

Frank from Maine trying to use the can opener WoodyAndWilcox #Futurama

Happy birthday Kirk Alyn (1910-1999)  Look up into the sky, it's the original Man of Steel. Is this the name of a superhero, or an actor who will make you squeal Superhero or pornstar Power Girl Mr Fantastic Colossus Elongated man The Punisher WoodyAndWilcox #WGW

Just realized it's National Pet obesity awareness day. Coulda played that for #WGW. Somewhere in there Obese Primate/Chunky Monkey would be mentioned

Oh no. I hope I didn't miss my opportunity #SCAM

The umbilical beef jerky of morning radio WoodyAndWilcox

Balloons Boy Hoax 10/15/2009 News of A boy trapped in a balloon, had the world filled with dread Is this a famous hoax or something Woody made up in his head Woody describes a hoax, guess if it was real or did woody made it up. @WoodyAndWilcox  #WGW

These are the crazy types of conversations we have in the WoodyAndWilcox fan club chat Listener Staci t.me/+aUQ88hL7WPk4Y…

#Disappointed that again, Dunkin' did not bring back the seasonal Hot apple cider and the pumpkin muffins. The 2 things I look forward to every October.

Whatever happened to Bubble tweets? That was fun. Make a quick little video and when people clicked on your Tweet your bubble would pop up they'd see your video and then your bubble would pop. Ahh The good old days

In reference to the #ApatheticCow and Mexican Giovani comments about Regional animal accents, #ItAlwaysCirclesBackToFamilyGuy WoodyAndWilcox

Well, It's not the comically over sized Ed McMahon check i wanted, But it will do. WoodyAndWilcox #YouCantHideFacebookMoney

Happy birthday Bob Ross (1942-1995)  Let's paint some happy little trees, there's no need to rush. Who are these celebrities that are also good with a brush? #WGW WoodyAndWilcox bookanartist.co/blog/10-hollyw…

The Pope's new astronomer says he would baptize an alien from outer space.

Concussed monkeys band

Scary sonogram WoodyAndWilcox Based on the woman seeing an image of her dog on her sonogram

NATIONAL LOVE YOUR RED HAIR DAY Its said they have no soul, but there's no need to dread. Who are these celebrities who have natural hair of red #WGW @woodyAndWilcox imdb.com/list/ls0066793…

Look, up in the sky! It's a star, it's a planet, it's super beaver moon!

Join my leaderboard in WORDLE. We’ll be able to follow each other’s daily scores nytimes.com/crosswords/app…

Coming soon on the WoodyAndWilcox show #StretchLabs