Sharper than a serpent’s tooth. After hours drawing together the kid flips her lid because her treasured My Little Pony texta runs dry. I rashly promise to replace it, run gauntlets of unmasked cretins to locate one and she says ‘Daddy? Why don’t you go to work any more?’

Would you rather... Have a vaccine made by doctors & scientists in Germany? Or an unknown lurgy made by bats & pangolins in China? #CovidVaccine

Prediction- Netflix’s next doc: “Don’t f**k with Reddit” wallstreetbets @reddit #GME #stonks #reddit #GMEtothemoon #reddittraders

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The point is that a woman is LESS (a lot less) safe walking home alone at 9pm, than a man... Dear #NotAllMen: Stop shirking. The problem belongs to all of us. #SarahEverard

I love her so much. That moment led to this moment. Idelle learned. #FathomsDeep #BlackSails

Ok, but your stripper name is the last thing you ate multiplied by the colour of your first panties.

I love seeing images I scored show up on One Perfect Shot. I will go to my grave telling people that #BlackSails is the best show they never watched.

Hey peeps of Twitter! Any gamers out here ? I’m just getting into gaming - late in the day, but loving it! I play on a Nintendo Switch. Any game recommendations for beginners ?? Pls halp 👾🎮💕

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I’ve tried for 8 years to get my autocorrect to say fuck instead of duck -to no avail- and yet it’s decided to permanently change “and” to “abs.” Duck you autocorrect!

A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened

One thing I will say is that Elrond’s ridiculous quiff has no place in middle Earth. What was wrong with giving him the glorious mane he deserves? 😭😂 #TheRingsOfPower #LOTRonPrime Opinions on the show so far?

My kinda gal! 😍 #RIPQueenElizabeth #TwinPeaks ⁦David Lynch Foundation⁩ Queen Elizabeth II turned down a private Paul McCartney performance to watch Twin Peaks | The Independent independent.co.uk/arts-entertain…

Love you always ! Bridget Holly Madison 💕#GirlsNextLevel #Girlsnextdoor

Listen can they please just leave that thing exactly where they found it and put all its crap back with it and close up the hole and back away slowly please

Idelle does a feature on the 🔥 #Featherham EP 🔥#BlackSailsFinale #PiratesTilTheEnd ☠❤️ x.com/fallofasparrow…

Getting what you want means immediate reevaluation. What next? Miss my Captain today. 🔪❤️💀 #RangerThings #BlackSails Zach McGowan