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👋👋 Afternoon. I'm going to see a spiritualist tomorrow. First time for me so we will see. Hope everyone's good 😘😘

Busy 1 this weekend. 90s fancy dress Friday & this on Saturday. I'll be fucking knackered Sunday & probably for most of the week 😂

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Girlie is making three onion soup for lunch & it smells delicious 😋

Morning 🤣🤣🤣 sound up. You will guess which bit as had me creasing up. Happy titty/tallywhacker Tuesday. I'm going shopping with the girlie 😘

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Morning 👋

Time for bed. Off on a jolly tomorrow with the girlie all being well. Night & sweet sexy dreams 😘

It's not often I come on here and offend somebody 😬😂😂😂😂

It was my jesus fart one that did it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Wonder if it was at this moment he wept 🤔🤷‍♀️

🤣🤣 get here and let me ride you're gaying instrument

Be me next weekend 😂

Morning 👋 well bang went my evening of peace last night,was back to having all the kids at home for the night & some friends with their kids. I'm not gunna jinx my evening again 😂😂 have a good Sunday 🙂

Duck udon noodles with wan tons 😋😋