About to see one of my FAVORITE shows Disney Parks "Flights of Fancy" @ Animal Kingdom #wdwmarathonweekend

#toddlersintiaras is the worst thing reality tv has yet cooked up

Dear Carnival, you stink at hiring ship captains.

This is my first tweet! I will not ignore twitter any longer, I swear.

This event is EXHAUSTING. Wish it was proving more lucrative/productive :/

Noooooo not Cameron Mitchell! Take Alex instead! Why Cameron??? Why?!?

I've decided Cameron Mitchell sounds just like Rivers Cuomo.

Good news Katie. He's now on iTunes!

Oh yeah! And I'm so excited about Chad Johnson coming to play for the best team in football! He, Brady, and Wes Welker are gonna kick arse.

Great all star cast on SYTYCD tonight! So happy to see Jeannette back. Still think she should have won her season. Yes I'm bitter.

Moves I won't be watching anytime soon (ever): Final Destination 3D.

Good thing this Odwalla protein shake is full of all those "good vibes" because it tastes like crap.