The subject of all my dad’s Venmo transactions is “kale”

You can also hear my parents' TV from where you are, right?

Not now, Monkeypox!

Every single time Sara Blakely is on Shark Tank, she’s wearing this majorette getup

Finally made it to a LiDL supermarket. Ask me how much I liked it.

Did you guys watch Dahmer? I devoured every episode. Ate the whole thing up.

My dad is literally having me print out to do lists he emailed himself on his own phone

My parents are shipping their car back to Florida tomorrow. My Dad Mementoed my whole house with this reminder.

I was about to say that lately the royal family sounds like trash but that’s really wrong. They sound like rubbish.

People dressed like Picasso at the Picasso Museum

Cleaning my house to make sure I don’t have any classified documents hanging around

This piece of art was made by our son and has sat on my husband’s nightstand for over a decade. And now, as look at it and think of the time gone by, I realize that no one in my family’s name starts with an A. What the AF.

Serious question: is there a fortune inside the Chinese spy balloon?

Can you imagine being such a liar that Wikipedia doubts whether you’re even a dog owner?

I, too, freeze when Mitch McConnell talks

Just when you thought you were finally free, the Bed, Bath & Beyond emails are back.

The presidents of Harvard University, Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT), and Penn were all asked the following question under oath at today’s congressional hearing on antisemitism: Does calling for the genocide of Jews violate [your university’s] code of conduct or rules regarding bullying or harassment? The

I wonder who wrote Claudine Gay’s resignation letter

I can’t believe I have to explain what’s happening here, but here goes. Elite students of Ivy League schools have glamorized oppression so much that they have now reached role play status to satisfy their fantasies. Here, the students have appropriated the suffering of Gazans and

If anyone in the entertainment industry is looking to hire a talented, hilarious and creative recent Cornell grad, check out my son in this piece he wrote and performed! I can send you the whole video if you want.