Started a Vinted side hustle and I’m £103 up in a fortnight. 90/00s forgotten outfits flying out the door.

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In memory of the iconic Prince, he would've been 65 Today. Happy Birthday Prince! Gone but not forgotten. “Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today to get through this thing called life.” —Prince

Elton John, 1973

I’ve put Elton back on

Sainsbury's CEO Simon Roberts total pay for 2022/23 was £4.9m. On a 40 hour week, that's over £2k/hour. His lowest-paid workers earn just £11/hour. I asked how on earth that's justifiable, especially during a cost of living crisis. The silence was deafening.

I’m over on the other place.. easy to find with a name like mine

Baby elephant chasing birds.. 😊

Just hearing the news.. so very sad.

I’m off to Edinburgh for a week at the fringe. It’s always one of my favourite weeks of the year 🎭

BREAKING NEWS: Police forget the word trousers.

Broken Britain.

Birkenstock IPO’d today at a ~$8B valuation. Its CEO Oliver Reichert did a massive turnaround in the past decade: sales 5x’d from $125m in 2012 to $1.3B in 2022. The wildest part: he has zero background in footwear or fashion. Prior to taking over the top job in 2013, he

Tracey Thorn Patrick Kielty spoke brilliantly at the end of the Late Late Show on Irish tv last night.

This is amazing

Since he’s this year’s Christmas number one, here’s a reminder of the time George Michael sent £15k to a Deal or No Deal contestant to pay for her fertility treatment, and another £25k to a woman he saw crying in a café 💚

Euston Station. 👌

First paperback copies of LITB arrived today - thank you ⁦Jamie Birkett⁩ and the designers at ⁦Viking Books UK⁩ I love it. Out on Feb 28th available to order now. Please spread the word

Of course its the that woman gets suspended 🤬🤬🤬🤬Red Bull suspend woman who accused Christian Horner of inappropriate behaviour - BBC News apple.news/A1L5rToBQRRSaF…

Morgan Freeman said this about Black History month