transmasc spamton: I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE FE_MAIL GUY, NOW I'M THE _MAIL GUY!

I'm planning all of these before hitting 27, do I get a bingo?

#adhdtwt or whatever, what are my options when both methylphenidate and lisdexamfetamine are totally killing my appetite and making me REALLY jittery :(

Ethical scam idea: sell useless shit with false claims but make it so expensive that only millionaires can buy it. And of course, scamming millionaires is always morally correct.

Me when I finally develop my frontal lobe and realise most of my peers probably aren't ever gonna follow suit lmfao

How do adhd ppl manage keeping in touch with good acquaintances who aren't friends yet? I just finished my bachelor and I'm so afraid of losing contact with everyone I studied with but I literally have no idea how to manage connections 😭

oh.... wordle is being freaky again.... oh no...,.

closed twitter just to open it again

Holy fuck Huel actually tastes like shit how can one survive on this garbage what the fuck I don't care if it's nutritionally complete or what, I can't finish half a liter of something that tastes like half-fermented oat soup

> The Pope got nothing to do with Christianity Unironically might be one of the funniest tweets I've seen all month

No, I'm fine with the woke, I just didn't expect it to be Albanian that's all

No hate to people who do, but I don’t personally get the need for Toby to address Chara officially We know almost everything we need to about this character already they aren’t a mystery

Me: hey windows can you delete this file please Windows: you got it, j-... omg there's actually a program using it right now Me: omg who 😳 Windows: omg I can't say 🫣

did i do this right

Idc if I get fired, Charlie Kirk had it coming My name is David Zaslav and I am the CEO and president of Warner bros discovery

goals

"Alexandria's Genesis is 2025?!?" "Omg this just gave me insane whiplash" "THEY DON'T KNOW" "Ah yes I remember the ancient archives" Guys I see references to AG once every 4-5 months it's genuinely not that rare and forgotten as y'all are making it out to be

Did NS switch to dark mode???? I swear all the screens were white as usual just this morning and now everything is dark-blue wtf

my enamel is not thick enough for fucking pineapple, a single bite of that mf makes my teeth hurt for days afterwards

lacenet is such a weird ship to me coz on one hand lace is pretty explicitly child-coded but on the other there's really not enough characterisation there for me to dismiss anyone's headcanons in good faith hollow knight leaves a fuckton up for interpretation so fuck it, we ball