I wish garlic did born naked

literally

I don't want to fix my spending habits. I want to afford them.

i wanna marry someone funnier than me but sadly, i am the funniest

If you’re a man who has never groped , assaulted or raped a woman , you’re normal , not good/great . That’s how normal people behave.

I pay attention to every single shady & backhanded thing said to me. Even if I act oblivious.

even to vex for person now na stress, do as you like abeg.

Pretty privilege is so real and I love it.

My bad for having a tiny waist & being so princess

Me creating a new email to get another free trial

it’s the camera. it even makes the moon look bad.

tell Aristotle to come outside right now, he has competition

I just want to attend a Pitbull concert wearing the bald cap and a black and white suit 😭

I’m sorry, but money makes you a better friend, a better partner and a better sibling.

Women are so beautiful

I love having a crush on someone and not pursuing. So girly & cute.

I been thinking all my life

It makes me a better everything

The user of the below account is dead, please recite the following Dua so it may serve Sadaqatul Jariya for him. May Allah forgive his soul.

I’m so bored