I dreamed I was going to a Brené Brown seminar, but the whole trip was insanely tough and scary, and when I FINALLY made it, the door was broken and I couldn't get in!😳 Not 100% sure what it means, but feels like my subconscious is calling some serious bullshit on me right now😂

They keep showing Harry Potter movies on TV and I honestly cannot watch a single one without thinking of Puffs ... and I'm not even sorry! It's quite literally the third best thing ever! #ThirdOrNothing #PuffPride

As someone who occasionally struggles to step on & off a simple escalator, I'm giving a MAHOOSIVE shout out to casts of shows with revolving stages! Those are some MAD skills y'all! I salute you!😁 Come From Away Les Misérables Hamilton West End Come From Away UK Hamilton

I just logged into Twitter for the first time in literal years, and already I have zero regrets, all because of this single Tweet. Nananananananananana HATMAN!!

#TrumpPressBriefing When Hilary Clinton says, 'Please don’t poison yourself because Donald Trump thinks it could be a good idea.' What she is really saying is 'I told you, you stupid motherfuckers.'

My kid wrote a song called, “I Wonder What’s Inside your Butthole” Quite honestly, it slaps.

What the fuck did I just watch?

so I guess by this time next week we'll all be talking about how mysterious it is that Ghislaine Maxwell mysteriously died in her cell while all the guards were mysteriously on break and the video cameras were mysteriously shut off

they've had enough

The best thing by far about my bf picking up Hamilton lyrics is that i no longer have to sing ALL the parts myself... no more: "in New York you can beaJUST YOU WAIT" 😁

Incredible moment on BBC Breakfast this morning when Naga asked Charlie when was the last time he saw a beaver. Charlie: "Well it's been a while, if in ever in fact..." Look at their faces afterwards.

When you're so disappointed and exhausted dealing with ScottishPower that they book a complaint call to you, and then even the Complaint Dept. can't manage to phone you on the right day or time 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️ Should have trusted my gut and stayed with British Gas 🤷🏼‍♀️ #pointless #fml

“Hello. I'm Tom Hanks. The US Government has lost its credibility, so it's borrowing some of mine.”

The incredible Illyria are casting! I've worked for this company since 2017 and they are fantastic employers who care about their casts. If you love open air theatre and are a hardy outdoors type, apply apply apply! illyria.co.uk/jobs

Is Bonnie a full name? Or is it short for something else.... like Bonstance 😂

Please Help Bocelli the Alpaca gofund.me/d1c9437c It's been a while, but if anyone could please please help my friend pay for life saving surgery her beautiful alpaca, it would be appreciated beyond belief 🦙#alpacahealth #alpacanews #pleaseshare #saveBocelli #alpacalove

Please help this poorly boy, even a share could help him get the surgery he needs... gofund.me/f07a8e87

OMG 🤣 watching Catfish and I was like 'oh wow, how cool is Nev's Dad's hair!!' AND my bf said 'yeah - he looks like if Nēv Schulman and Max had a kid who was older than them' 😂🙈