In order to condemn Diane Abbott's perfectly reasonable comments on anti-black racism, you have to believe that Rachel "I don't look like a typical Jew" Riley suffers as much racism as Abbott does. Which is utterly f*cking ridiculous.

Daryl would be absolutely cleaning up in 2025, especially if he said "bosh" & whatnot

Imagine being so colossally stupid you think people smugglers care if those people get sent back. Man thinks they run a refund policy. Fat headed prick.

Wow. Sherlock Holmes over here.

"life isn't fair" is a lie we tell children so we don't have to admit we made it unfair on purpose

i'm not clairvoyant, just Palestinian.

Photo in history books

Reminder that after invading Al-Shifa Hospital in November 2023, the IDF planted rusty guns and “go bags” in the MRI room and expected the world to believe it.

I hear antisemitism is on the rise.

You should have to quell your feelings about word choice with regard to a genocide.

This course at this institution has completely ruined the UK

This week I sat down with the Spectator and discussed with Toby Young, David Collier and Arsey Ostrovsky my views on racism and how Diane Abbott has no idea what she is talking about and actually Bald men get it worse and unlike her, we can't escape it

Genuine question: how did Aguilera safely survive recording this song?

"The sexual predators are all people demographically entirely unlike me" sets off alarm bells in at least three ways I can think of.

Tell me you're not British without telling me you're not British.

Oh I know, I know, the wealthy West Germans ran to the east to buy all the properties formerly owned by the state, and then gouge insane rents out of the former East Germans

Every Daily Mash article in 2025 is "I met someone who wasn't 100% standardised bourgeois normal and am annoyed they mentioned it once when it came up".

"Israel has the right to defend itself." From whom? Nearly 1,000,000 terrified, injured, starved children are sheltering in Rafah, an area the size of Manhattan?

I also want to do this but continue to do it to CEOs and HR.

Bunch of freaks honking trumpets and stuff in the town bandstand, where are teens meant to go to smoke weed now?