Replace “tomorrow” with “nexterday”

Stop calling it Bokmål and start calling it Gammelnorsk

When consonants are everywhere, they are Ubykhwitous

This beef jerky is so fucking expensive I might as well just buy the beef and jerk it off myself.

Ok that's kind of impressive not gonna lie

I'm sorry to tell you this but academia will never love you back

Ok we need to stop astrophysicists from naming anything ever again. Somebody's got to take their onomastic keys away.

English is apparently a "Latin-based language" Big if true.

We have so many words for semen. Cum, jizz, spunk etc. but somehow we miss an absolutely amazing opportunity and refuse to call it "diquid".

You mean unlike words coined in the past 100 years like "accelerationism", "Eurocentrism", "genocide", "polyamory", "eliminationism" and "cisgender"?

Old Norse should just be referred to as Danish. Dǫnsk is Dǫnsk. Anyone who disagrees is a Danophobe.

This site is full of crypto-fascists. I don't mean that they make a secret of their fascism or anything. Just that they keep falling for ridiculous memecoins.

I will not be impressed until you do one between Sentinelese-speaking archers and a documentary team from the 70s speaking English while getting shot at

Why do we say “homo habilis” when we could just say “handyman”?

Why is it Portuñol and not Espagués?