Excellent

What a tangled web they weave when they conspire to deceive

“We’re not a tea nation anymore”

Holy fuck. 😩

What do we have here?

Only Lozza stamping on the English flag whilst wearing his Nike trainers

#PlasticPatriot

'I don't care if you ARE St George, you're a Syrian Turk and I'm sending you to Rwanda'

#StGeorgesDay2024 #Rwanda

Sad but true

'Maybe if working class didn't fritter away all their wages on frivolous stuff like high rents, extortionate utility bills, ever increasing food bills, rising council tax, petrol costs , train fares, childcare, PPE and Covid loan fraud, they'd have enough cash to live better'

The plot thickens

'I've previously been investigated for fraud, sex offences, drug dealing, assault, theft, racism and causing a public nuisance'
'Hmm, have you ever considered becoming a Tory MP?'

'Just because an accusation is made, or something is written, doesn't mean it is necessarily proven'

The hypocrisy is astounding

The Trumpton Publishing Company is pleased to announce Liz Truss 's new book.

Then, the lettuce came to get me 🤣

It’s launch day! Liv Struss’ book is out! (A Liz Truss Parody) Check out this promo!⬇️
#LizTruss #10yearstosavethewest

Reform UK Ltd: another day, another PR disaster for Dick Tice. This time his parliamentary candidate for Leeds Central & Headingley is exposed as a convicted fraudster, plus child abuse images on his computer. Appears his ‘expertise’ in criminal law/prisons is as a criminal. 🤡🤔

Of course, Nick Ferrari wouldn't dream of pulling the PM on this

You boy

Has (((Dan Hodges))) still got a hard on for trying to get Angela Rayner 🌹

There was an MP called Wragg
Who desperately needed a shag
He did something silly
Sent pics of his willy
All wrapped in a union flag

#WilliamWragg

Accurate as always

Better.