Bartleby(@lindynap) 's Twitter Profileg
Bartleby

@lindynap

I would prefer not to | πŸ‘‰4 πŸ‘‰

The Wind is Rising, We Must Try to Live

ID:1251345423178088449

calendar_today18-04-2020 03:03:02

11,3K Tweets

5,1K Followers

658 Following

Bartleby(@lindynap) 's Twitter Profile Photo

you need to be lying on trailforks and google maps

you need to be giving 1 star ratings to your favorite places

account_circle
Bartleby(@lindynap) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Yeah I just gave that tweaking black dude outside the convenience store a fake $20

Nah I'm sure nothing bad will come about from it

account_circle
Dr. Submarine 🐳(@dr__submarine) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Asked a guy at work why he never takes any days off and he said β€œwhat else am I gonna do?”

Never let yourself become this guy

account_circle
Bartleby(@lindynap) 's Twitter Profile Photo

best one ive seen was a guy who created an entire fake company website and linkedin presence with 10+ fake employees

very easy to do as indians love linkedin and will accept any connection request

account_circle
Hank Oslo(@xctlot) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A billion people penetration testing formerly high trust social systems for the equivalent of pocket change, great system we're rolling into

account_circle
Gravantus(@Gravantus) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I want one of these 'you don't matter, you're just a monkey on a rock hurtling through space' atheists to take their faux-nihilism to its logical conclusion.

I want one of these 'you don't matter, you're just a monkey on a rock hurtling through space' atheists to take their faux-nihilism to its logical conclusion.
account_circle
wanye(@wanyeburkett) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I think I’ve actually yet to encounter anybody who is not in some sense tough on crime. It’s entirely a question of which crimes they think are most serious.

account_circle
Alex(@sanpellyenjoyer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The amount of hounding you have to do to get someone to complete a task that will take less than 5 mins in the corporate world is truly mind boggling

account_circle
Lunkhead(@Antweegonus) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Read an average letter penned by a farmer or housewife or soldier 150 years ago and tell me literacy has increased

Read an average letter penned by a farmer or housewife or soldier 150 years ago and tell me literacy has increased
account_circle
RAW EGG NATIONALIST(@Babygravy9) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is a great graph to have handy if anybody tries to claim that non-Western immigrants make Western societies richer. The Danes keep great records. Other Western governments don't because they're afraid of what accurate records would show.

This is a great graph to have handy if anybody tries to claim that non-Western immigrants make Western societies richer. The Danes keep great records. Other Western governments don't because they're afraid of what accurate records would show.
account_circle
Bartleby(@lindynap) 's Twitter Profile Photo

x.com/lindynap/statu…

my belief on fertility continues to be that the 'zero children' woman should be the main focus
much harder to convince women to have 3+ kids

wont being you to replacement levels but it's a start

account_circle