If you’re interested in my Volvo Cars saga but hate following Twitter threads, you can read the full tale of terrible customer service, and an incompetent travel partner ADTRAV Travel Management here: peanutblue.com/blog/2022/6/13… #CustomerExperience

I feel comfortable sharing with Twitter that it’s impossible to smell good after a flight from Dallas to Louisville in late July.

Keep posting pics of your positive COVID tests. I can screen shot it and use it to get out of doing stuff.

Consider this my official vote for 2xTigers. Acoustic. Shits gonna SLAP.

My favorite part about the last night of Third Eye Blind #summergods tour is how “meh, whatever” the set is. 🤣

It’s kinda bullshit that Apple Touch ID on my MacBook doesn’t work just because my finger is covered in donut glaze.

Daily Wordle! SEP. 7th 2022 ⚪🟢⚪🟡🟡🟢 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 This Month 📅 6/30 Total Completed 📋 26 #WordleApp Pretty impressed with myself! Birthday luck?

Rock the vote….

#Heardle #198 🔊🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ spotify.com/heardle First time playing heardle. What are the chances??😆😆😆

If anyone’s curious, buying a Volvo Cars is still the worst mistake of my life. Not only do I still not have the car (deposit 1/21/22, PAID IN FULL 5/12/22) but despite the surveys completed & requests to speak to someone, I’ve never heard from Volvo Car USA. #customerservicefail

OK so is crypto over? Can I stop worrying that I still don’t know what it is?

Not fast enough. Hundreds of artists & millions of fans have been dealing with this for years. Just took a megastar to bring it front center. Whatever it takes. I’m so done with Ticketmaster and won’t be the least surprised when it’s uncovered that they are the “resellers”

Me, aloud, trying to stream 1923. “What? I have to *subscribe* I can’t just buy? Whatev [hit sign up button] I swear to gawd if I have to put in my email with a remote. No? It knows me & my cc’s on file with every co on earth & it’ll just charge me? Perfect. I ❤️ the 21st century

The couple that cheats at golf together stays together. ⛳️

Me, 6:33am: Coffee, you are my lover. Me, 12:33pm: FINE, I’ll tolerate some water. Me, 6:33pm: DoorDash, you are my lover.

Is there anywhere else I can tweet other than twitter? I have witty observations to share.

Daily Wordle! JUL. 9th 2023 ⚪⚪🟢⚪🟡🟢 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 This Month 📅 6/31 Total Completed 📋 223 #WordleApp Join me: wordle.fan/3NiynyW Ok but….