Somehow, I managed to turn the most famous art museum in the world into my own Olympic venue. wsj.com/sports/olympic…

I am quite literally coming home from France next week with bangs, big chunky loafers to wear with socks, and a new collection of geometric eyewear. I really got sold on the vision.

huge victories for american women in france today (i found an actual diet coke)

it always amazes me that my dog's favorite game is when i hide a toy from him and he has to look around the room for it. this mf's favorite activity in the world is the dog equivalent of looking for the remote. he would be so excited to lose the remote.

“Having the liberty to choose is big." -- Simone Charley The National Women’s Soccer League became the first major U.S. sports league to eliminate its player draft. Never again will players be shipped to a team or city without their permission. wsj.com/sports/soccer/…

a moment to celebrate my beloved unplugged bootleg 💙

average noel supporter

going to be a big week for people overthinking oasis, imo. they were never meant to be "cool" or creatively interesting. they were in it for the fame and popularity from the very beginning. that's the whole thing. they are fun and debaucherous and that's all it is.

The members of Oasis once accidentally took meth before playing a show in Los Angeles. They took a ferry to a gig in Amsterdam and fought with some football hooligans and got sent back to the UK. They had to record their debut album twice because they botched it so badly.

Barring an unforeseen twist, NFL owners are expected to pass a new policy that allows owners to sell 10% of their teams to private equity. Details here with Miriam Gottfried: wsj.com/sports/footbal…

perfect aesthetic pairing

It’s easy for me to understand and accept why Shohei Ohtani is talented in ways I can’t replicate (he’s very tall). But what really gets me is how much more talented Decoy is than my own dog. Must be nice.

bungled a social situation so badly this week that when i replayed it in my head, i pictured larry david playing my role instead of me. is that good?

I'm working on a coffee table book about the history of women's basketball with Jordan Robinson ✨ So excited for the chance to showcase the stories of so many incredible women across decades of the game

The Inaugural Caden

Great story on Ohtaninomenon.

here to report that i sucked it up and read the corrections and loved it. the bird man wins this round.

amazing cameo by bucket hat klay

traded an aisle comfort+ seat for an empty exit row 🏆