“Don’t wind the dog up” Me:

Congratulations Schmidt and CeCe

In elementary school when we would have read out loud to the class from the textbook I would literally count the kids in front of me and figure out what section I was reading so I could practice it before it got to my turn & I think that’s where my anxiety started.

can I get a CAAAA-RAAAAANK

Nobody: My dinner plate when I was a kid cause I didn’t want my food to touch:

roasting each other is a important part of a healthy relationship

Am I the only one that still gets in the ocean when I go to the beach? Girls got layering necklaces, earrings and full face of makeup on and I’m just tryna jump over waves without getting salt water in my eyes

thanks so much curly sue!!! Glad we survived AP Lang and can’t wait for more Friday nights!! Love you🤩🤩

Country music makes life better

I cant imagine being on the bachelor and bringing him to my hometown.. like what are we gonna do? Eat lunch at bojangles then end the night watching all the rednecks rev their engines in the sheetz parking lot?

Lindsey Dingler taking down Anahi Sanchez with her handy water blaster!!!🙈☔️ locked and loaded at all times

I want to walk across the stage at graduate. I want to sit in a boring 2 hour long assembly. I want to go to prom. I want to have my senior night. I want to have senior skip day. I want to do prank week. I want to complain about finals week. I just want to have my senior year. 😔

i knew buying all those Bath + Body Works hand sanitizers would come in handy one day

If you don’t naturally scream the words to Whiskey Glasses by Morgan Wallen when it comes on, we seriously just can’t be friends