Now cockers we are investigatin’ if there is another fire service meeting coming up and thats why spam is feelin’ low again. Its not fair cockers that he is expected to go to three meetings a year for 8 grand pay

cockers the village has gone to pot since us tindepdendentss took charge well played cockers

Aye oop cockers Spam ‘as sent in another sick note so send them requests on dog muck and t’bins or smashed up bus stops t’marxist lucy who is now sorry she took t’role on #sicknotesam #Garston

Us at tindependentss have heard there is a fire service meeting t’soon that Young Spam wants to swerve off but dont worry cockers he will still be marchin’ for t’palestine

Cockers the colonel has stopped showing ‘is teeth in pics after his gingivitis were exposed

Its what the people of walton t’vale want from there elected cllrs cockers

Had a Secret meeting in Garston last night with some influential people in that area. The plan is to get our leaflets out and be door to door telling the truth about Marxist Scam Gorst💩and his hideous ways THE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH

aye oop cockers the colonel is off to wrap isself in cling film again he int happy

aye oop labour cockers we always slag thee off but we are t’also very bothered about what thee all do

aye oop cockers well done t’folk who didnt clap when t’colonel did his poems last night at t’fundraiser

‘Yes yer ‘oliness you can still become a lawyer even with no grasp of basic grammar’

#GarstonforGarston #VoteGorst

cockers mrs audrey white is a t’inspiration to us all we look forward to a t’large cheque off of her for young scams campaign

‘Thats right yer ‘oliness a brain the size of a pea’

Aye oop cockers them t’lib dems dont want ‘im now he can come back to use if ‘e donates to young scams MP fund

‘Tax on vapes yer ‘oliness’

Liverpool / Gaza Community Independents 🇵🇸 Good old Ciggy.

aye oop cockers 2 for one on t’black suits on temu #colonel #resevoirdogs #mrpink

or a landlord cockers