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"It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by an ancient people who overthrew the alien god Ra and buried his Stargate to the planet Abydos, never to be used again." - Patrick Henry

Dad bod summer goal: Be able to successfully pass snacks/toys to either child in the backseat without needing physical therapy after.

Hey y'all can anyone help me #clearthelist? It's super short! Haven't heard back yet from Uncle Joe 😕 1. Student loans. 2. Box of Ticonderoga pencils.

Something just kinda wrong when the restaurant at the aquarium has fish on the menu 😬

Can't wait for Space X to post on X from a Model X.

This logo is atrocious.

Is there any game that breaks more hearts than Candyland? "I've almost won!" *Draws candy cane card... NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Teachers: I like to buy this brand of pencil for my students to use. Twitter: Teachers are so frivolous with their own money they spend on my children!!!

I have cleaned the house... I have made the required sacrifice of chicken nuggets and butter noodles to the parent god of Sisyphus. May he smile on this blessing.

PLEASE READ THE IEP'S!

Hello #musiced Twitter! Has anyone taught instruments completely in Spanish? I have some students who only speak Spanish and I'm struggling to explain/model how to form the correct embouchure and positions for flute. Any thoughts or resources would be greatly appreciated!

If I have to do another jigsaw in PD... SO HELP ME!

I'm all set with this app's nonsense. Find me on 🟦sky as lincolnsmith.

May God finally grant him the Gasoline he has been asking for.

"bruh..."

This is said so well. We are simply not doing enough to protect trans kids mrtomrad.medium.com/nex-the-nex-in…

Is it an AI language model or Is It Cake?

Come on Crowdstrike, everyone knows the best way to ruin a PC is to update Windows.

Obi Wan: Master Yoda, I'm afraid Anaken did not heed my lessons and I was forced to dismember him in combat. Admin Yoda: Hmm... on the board wrote the objective you did?

"Mom I hate that we're always late to everything" - my 8 year old son (a completely un-serious person) May he rest in peace