Honestly idk why y’all hate oatmeal raisin cookies so much.

I had a conversation about 9/11 earlier about how I'd never forget where I was and how I watched that second plane fly into the tower and how it made me feel. For me, 1/6 is like that but worse because I don't remember half of America rooting for the fucking planes.

I’m not the pope, but I bless this. (Twitter, meet Amy and Jessica and my new niece Ella! She’s not a doll, promise. She’s just perfect, that’s all.)

Missional Church asks its community, "Hey what's going on around here, how is God involved, and how can we partner with you?" Attractional Church tells its community, "Hey come see us because God's not out there, only in here where we are safe and comfortable."

I've seen a lot of people leave their church because it doesn't match their political party. I've rarely seen anyone leave their political party because it doesn't match their church. I wonder why.

There is nothing in the Lutheran theological tradition that forbids vaccination. Science and religion come from the same source - God. Getting vaccinated serves the neighbor. I and all my family are vaccinated not just for ourselves but for the community.

I am amazed a few rural nurses from roco are so much more educated about communicable diseases and vaccines than world renowned, highly educated, infectious disease doctors. I don’t claim to be this smart, but I can see for myself the difference vaccines have made. #GetTheShot

It is imperative we make public education a priority in this country.

A small study my #undergraduate #researchers did in search of a single compound that elicits appetitive behavior in the earthworm D. veneta (A.K.A. E. hortensis). peerj.com/articles/12148… #ChemicalSenses WFU URECA Center WFU Biology Wake Forest University

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The Covid-19 pandemic has made me realize how many INCREDIBLY SELFISH people there are in this country.

Anyone else feel that the Covid pandemic showed us how many INCREDIBLY SELFISH people there are in this country?

Thrilled to announce I’m going to smoke cigarettes on my next Delta flight because I’m really not worried about the health risks and Delta puts my personal freedom first.

How to fold a fitted sheet.. 😅 x.com/buitengebieden…

Today, Gov. Cooper announced Forza X1 will invest $10.5 million in Marion to establish an electric boat manufacturing plant. The strong momentum for our emphasis on the clean energy economy is putting money in the pockets of every day North Carolinians.

Just sayin’ — nobody has ever seen BOTH of these guys in the same place at the same time.

What Mehmet Oz means when he says abortion should be between "a woman, her doctor, and local political leaders." #PASenateDebate Thx Amy Schumer

It’s too much. No other country has to live like this. Look at these beautiful, young, shining faces. Gone for what? For what?!

If you’re gonna send 100 bucks to a self-described “billionaire” for some fake ass digital trading cards of him cosplaying as an astronaut, I don’t wanna hear shit from you about the ‘price of gas and groceries’. You selectively outraged cultist dumbfucks.