*Red Sox cap off their best baseball of the season with a sweep of the Yankees* Craig Breslow:

Nothing like TSA contaminating your breast milk at the security check point so you have to dump it after you’ve worked so hard to make it for your baby.

Being happy Brad Marchand won another Stanley Cup but remembering it’s not with the Bruins

If the Padres win today, tom. is allowed to Tweet again.

Very honored I got to bring charisma 💖 to her last baseball game before baby Summer is born ⚾️ #ForTheFaithful

If Morejon blows this lead, tom. gets to tweet again

I put together a meal train so charisma 💖 and @christweets81 can focus on cuddling their little bundle of joy, Summer, and not worry about cooking dinner. Please consider preparing a meal for them or sending a gift card! 👩🏽‍🍼 mealtrain.com/qgqrw9

Three straight walks and a bases clearing double on the first pitch to Conor Wong has to be the worst inning pitched by any human this century

I SAID WE WIN THIS GAME BY 8 PROCLAIMED YOSHIDA

Finally got my new mom car ✨

When I hear some spicy gossip and I need to tell my best friend immediately

I can’t believe we’re planning Olivia’s first birthday

I love living in San Diego so much.

Some of my favorite people from home are here and I’m just so happy to spend time with them 🥹

I’m mentally preparing to melt through the Trojans home opener with Sam Neher next weekend ✌️

Red Sox fans praying for Roman Anthony’s oblique:

We are so back.