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What if it’s actually coming home though????

Alfredo Rivera is the greatest storyteller of our time.

#TaxTheRich

Did anyone else think the lyrics of Respect by Aretha Franklin were ‘take out the TCP’? As in, the ‘respect’ would be an acceptable replacement for the distinctive smelling anti-septic? My mind is blown that it’s not that and Aretha wasn’t thinking of love in place of medicine.

if anyone is still panic buying I have plenty of panic available for sale

Hey Virgin Media ❤️ Just checking that you are aware that your website and app are both down. Trying to log in to change my direct debit details and it’s not working on laptop or mobile on wifi or 4G. Thanks.

This means two of my most hated Love Islanders of all time are going to be in the villa together. Jacques and Adam. These producers chose snakes and I’m here for it #loveisland

You can’t give someone something they love and genuinely enjoy every single day and then take it away from them. Gutted. Spotify Heardle

Sam Wilde I love it when a clam comes together…💁🏼‍♂️

The word 'cake' in 'rice cake' really has got some nerve.

Hey National Rail I’ve been trying to buy a railcard online for the past three days and it’s not working past logging in. Can you help? Or is there an ongoing problem with the website?

Big week for Suella Braverman as she tries to restore confidence in the Home Office after multiple breaches of the ministerial code by former home secretary, Suella Braverman.

Every birkenstock wearer in the UK doing bodge job nail varnish rn so they can put sandals on to go to the pub.

Peggy in Bristol Sunday Brunch She noticed it right at the end!

WEIRD night for my mum 🧵 Old woman knocks on her door, says she’s 72 and homeless and has traveled to County Durham today from London using her “bus pass” Mum calls the police for assistance and gets help from next door Police arrive but she’ll only get in the car with my mum

Shame on you Green Flag - you’ve left my 62 year old mother stranded in Abington services for 16 hours on her own when she pays for your service. How dare you. Get her home ASAP. What is the point in paying for what you promise your customers if you can’t deliver. Terrible.