Let's set a world record together and get the most retweeted tweet on Twitter. Beating the current world record held by Yusaku Maezawa 前澤友作 (5.3 million!) We got this 🙌

Just discovered sliced bread, best thing since churned butter.

retweet if you got a big forehead

Currently lost in DC, truly the modern day Labyrinth.

A old man once told me "don't bother tying your shoes if you are going to the shoe store." I thought that was great advice, but I forgot to ask him if that applies to velcro shoes as well.

My name is Carol.

Cherry blossoms. #WHATMAKESDC

I’m going to give 100 random people who retweet this $100. Normally I’d give one person $10,000 but I want to give you guys better odds of winning :) You must be following me so I can dm you the code if you win! Will show proof!

brb lost my phone

But I am but a sheep and must follow the trend. Jimmy John’s I’m looking at u

Take me back to the days where all anyone cared about was getting diamond snipers.

Dudes that are into cars are just the male version of horse girls

Things are good.

I LOVE WOMEN

I am drunk, burnt, and out of Dino nuggets. great Vaca.

I can't figure out why my middle name is spelled the way it is.

i would like to just bring to everyone's attention (especially the white ppl in his replies) that he straight up did not apologize

Wasn't hacked, just ballin out.

New England’s ticket office saying “Messi is going to come here and score on us!!” to sell tickets reminds of of when Vancouver’s social media team put together a complication of Atlanta United scoring goals to sell tickets to their match Have some shame 😭