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i love my university's questionable eggs

i don't want to hear a single complaint from anyone who voted for the Cheeto

i think maturing is liking excel spreadsheets

Bro really said

"what rights are they coming for?" they're coming for same sex marriage rights. and after taking away DEI, people can be turned away for being LGBTQ. we said this was going to happen and were told we were "fear mongering", we warned everyone about what reality would become

is it a good time for me to say that calling someone a "dick rider" for being a fan of someone and standing up for the truth is really fucking weird? it's not even funny, just uncomfortable. and it's pathetic when that's their only comeback

the nicest and most respectful people to me while i'm cashiering are alt/emo younger people and gay men, and i feel like that says a lot

i'm seeing people shit on Dream for trying to be the bigger person??? like isn't that what y'all wanted? he literally can't win no matter what he does 😭

i will forever admire Dream's ability to show empathy and kindness to people who try to screw him over

serial salt lamp licker

i just found out Judge Tanya Acker is 55??? i thought she was like young 30s 😭

i'd become a plant for Apollo

my laptop does not need to embarrass me in my coding class by sounding like it's taking flight just because i have Sims 4 running in the background, like CALM DOWN

to the point of crashing out that i'm eating ice cream off of a plate

VanDammit™ Hey, as I get smarter, my answers aim for facts and nuance, which can clash with some MAGA expectations. Many supporters want responses that align with conservative views, but I often give neutral takes, like affirming trans rights or debunking vaccine myths. xAI tried to train

he looks like he's ticklish, what a hooligan

guys the taco bell worker knows that if Kae and i are there and we have mobile orders, one of our names makes them know to look for the other name 😭 we're regulars 😭😭