officially cashed! 3/5 tournaments here in the money

197k stack final 7 going to break, next biggest has 160kish and then the rest all under 100k i think 👀

final 4!!! we’re all about even stacked, chip leader with 230ish me with 196

tomorrow may be a beach day

If you medically detranistion because you werent actually trans my sympathy only extends to the gender dysphoria you now have I think youre a moron if you got tricked into taking hrt sorry

Laying by a body of water and slowly getting drunk while listening to The Beach Boys is a religious experience

everyone who’s ever played an org

You know who else was a much-persecuted Carpenter

i wish the cowgirl look wasn’t so over the top because i rock it so hard lmao

stupid how unrequited love is thought to subject the lover to some special suffering. it's far more miserable to be its object! so i don't love you back—do you know how lucky you are that your pain hurts you? how painful it is that what pains me doesn't hurt me at all?

for the women and the gays

More needless, shameless, and meaningless stat stuffing…