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Little Jerry Seinfeld

@liljerseinfeld

Sometimes fusilli. Sometimes bizarro. Never your financial advisor. Opinions only. Yada yada yada... act.webull.com/ie/VAor5U4sylv…

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calendar_today14-02-2021 23:32:11

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I never rant on here, but I need to this one time. I’m f#ck’n done. Probably shouldn’t trade while I’m sick. Or while still not fully recovered/going to physical therapy. Or while completely drowning in medical bills from my hospital stay. Or while working on launching my new

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On a happy note, I was able to give the kid at physical therapy the Spider-man shirt and mug today. Let’s just say he reached for it quickly and smiled ear to ear

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Hey, H-E-B if one of your employees is missing part of a pen, tell them I found it in my HEB creamy creations ice cream and almost ATE IT! Care to explain how the hell it got in there?! 🤢 🤮 #disgusting #zeroqualitycontrol #hazardous #publichealth #publicsafety #wtf

Hey, <a href="/HEB/">H-E-B</a> if one of your employees is missing part of a pen, tell them I found it in my HEB creamy creations ice cream and almost ATE IT! Care to explain how the hell it got in there?! 🤢 🤮 #disgusting #zeroqualitycontrol #hazardous #publichealth #publicsafety  #wtf
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It's crazy that exactly 1 year ago, I was hospitalized for a week. It's time I get back to my other passions - music & entrepreneurship. I never finished the Zack Morris song, but I will, & pop/hip-hop tracks. Also have a badass app in the works. Might open to seed investors

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Celebrating the 4th with @Mark_McGrath of @SugarRayBand, Kevin Griffin of @BetterThanEzra, & @EmersonHart of @TonicBand aka Ezra Ray Hart Damn good show! Happy 4th, everyone!