WE ARE BEING FED. I REPEAT WE ARE BEING FED

Staches gotta go. I think that good luck charm has expired let’s go clean shaven game7

I love you mariners twitter!!!!!

Anyone else notice that in the world baseball classic graphic shown during the broadcast last night judge was front and center while cal was on the side (despite cal being the one of the two of them still in playoffs at that point). Think it’s pretty clear who has MVP :/

Has anyone checked on Mark from Maple Valley?

Text from 90-year old grandmother at 1:40 ET

If you’re posting about a dodgers win and you’re not even in any dodgers gear just know I hate you

I highly recommend you find yourself a clingy (healthy) lovey dovey partner who’s super excited about you. Life is too short to spend it with someone who act like showing love is a chore.

I need to rewatch this bc marriage been seeing kinda romantic lately and I gotta remind myself it ain’t shit

I really need a Seahawks W this week to make me give a fuck about football again. I don’t care that opening day isn’t until March baseball is all that’s on the mind

Just binged stranger things on a plane truly 10/10 experience until they rolled that damn super 8 footage 😭😭😭😭😭

We purchased the space in September. I have pulled 7 permits, had to upgrade the electrical, added countless other upgrades to meet local codes (despite the fact this was already a bakery before) and had countless preliminary, rough and final inspections. Many of these permits I

""you're too picky" He's gonna have to carry you through the death of your parents and the birth of y'all children. YOU'RE NOT PICKY ENOUGH!

Today is the biggest Bears game since I don’t know when. This one will be different for me, I won’t be watching from the comfort of my own man cave or at a friends house. I’ll be watching on my laptop from the corner unit in the oncology ward, as my youngest daughter receives

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Maybe people who knocked a football player wearing nail polish in honor of his nail technician mom will finally realize that sometimes, the guts it takes to be a little different are the same guts it takes to perform well under pressure

Girls in their 30s be like, “OMG I’m so behind,” but meanwhile they’ve healed their inner child, stopped people pleasing, left that toxic job, started therapy, learned to enjoy their own company, travel when they want, and actually like themselves now. Like sis. You’re not behind

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