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People are still complaining about bottle caps being attached to bottles? It’s like they’ve never drank out a sports drink bottle I’m sure you’ve had worse resting on your face #GrowUp #iveseenyourex

Some wake up looking like beautiful goddesses , I wake up looking like Danny DeVito. I know what men want, we are not the same! Danny DeVito

He was the celery on your hot wing plate, even the blue cheese deserves a chance

I do love a song with an emphasised BITCHHHHHH #metalcore #alternativemusic #greebo

Its far to early for people to smell like athletes foot #TFL

. Disney have announced a brand-new album featuring a selection of Disney hits reimagined by iconic alternative, rock, and pop-punk bands. rocksound.tv/news/disney-an…

Handle bar moustaches 😍 #tashs #moustache #sexy

Why did it choose that

Ever bite into something and think you must really hate yourself to eat this….. so I took a few more bites, and then threw it away. #lifestooshirttoeatshitfood #stuffmyface 💀

When your sex dreams don’t turn into proper sex dreams cos your morals are like nope and wake you up…… my poor vagina

Chat up lines I’d use on my boyfriend if I had one…. Excuse me sir, may I swirl my tongue around the tip #chatuplines #londonuk #alternativegirl #tattoos

Adult clothes don’t have age restrictions #over40 #plussizefashion