use your useless gun rights to shoot everyone who got in the way of your essential bodily autonomy rights

I'll be running a course in Gig Poster illustration at The Work Shop... Tueday 13th August at 6:30pm work-shop.com.au/course/gig-pos… via @workshopaus

"no amount of leave-in conditioner will save your life now," i tell the leave-in conditioner baron who is begging for his life

"Beauty & The Geek Goes Tropical". FINALLY!

lilrazzle just got this amazing Virgin Mary statue from killdie #crystal #virginmary #mary #virgin #rad instagram.com/p/fkUtCGMNpY/

NOTE: Anyone unsure about seeing the Stallone/Arnold prison movie ESCAPE PLAN, @50Cent plays a computer technician named Hush.

Finally got a copy of this years #tropfest program that I designed. Good feeling to see this piece… instagram.com/p/hQMkPZMNhR/

my friend's cat mister marbles is missing. redfern/alexandria area ph 0435 308 137 RT if in sydney ty :(

@ASOS_HeretoHelp no worries thanks for the quick response :)

@SeccersTaylor have you just launched a comedy twitter??

Escape From Puppy Island II: Things Were Actually Pretty Good On Puppy Island

It finally happened. I remembered about Twitter.

"You're not sick, you just want to stay home and do spells… instagram.com/p/BBuRbV9kxwvO…

"People who aren't VIPs aren't really people" - 6 year old girl who's sitting behind me at Tropfest

Somehow I'm at a party with Mel Gibson. I've never been so conflicted. On the one hand - Braveheart! On the other hand... :/

Do you think anyone at work will notice I have a hangover.

Relentless new alarm clock

"Be careful Lachlan Bruce there's espresso seeds at the bottom of that martini" "do you mean coffee beans?!" 😐

"how do you envisage your retirement? where do you see yourself in 30, 40 years?"