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Being a Simpsons fan is actually mark of extreme intelligence

How it feels to plot any major moves:

Oh my god. And there’s a typo here. Perfect

My dad called my philosophy degree a ‘license for unemployment’

I always knew I had the makings of a varsity poster

“hi I’m a girl who studies philosophy.” Replies: Let me goon to this, bookmarked your selfie from 3 months ago I’m a father figure in your life now and you need my advice Sounds like you don’t understand anything and should kill yourself —a male analytic philosopher

This app is full of losers

We live in a world full of sniveling, pathetic wannabe cops

Many aspire to smallness, bureaucracy, evil, mindlessness, cophood, and getting perpetually cucked by AI and Elon Musk

First Nephew miss

Sometimes the true horror of a Hitchcock movie is that the woman is actually right

Dc pride is okay until u look around and remember everyone here kills people for a living

Homo Soccer

Time to finally schedule a dentist appointment

I need oral surgery bc my wisdom tooth is hiding and trying to come into another tooth which is causing the cavity-like pain

Trying to remind my cat that she loves me by putting on the Charlie Parker songs I used to play her when I was in middle school to ensure she had good taste

in a society dominated by utility, useless things become a good to be safeguarded

What is a Father?