& be in whole ass relationships too

finally cut that nigga off. clap for me

My husband: Thank you so much for this pounded yam and Efo riro, you've satisfied my craving. I love you. Me;

At least nobody is forgetting the other persons birthday 🤷🏾

Yells. At. ME?

Me and murder/missing documentaries go together real bad

🤣🤣🤣 you can’t even give me bad gift and have peace

So the sex was meh?

I think we have to collectively revise the wedding vows and add "I promise to not embarrass you on the Internet" to it from now on.

Wahala dey o, if misogynist and feminist dey put hand drag you, your life don spoil be that

Women, yes. Men, no.

“How did you know I’m from Nigeria?” His cooking:

Women are the enablers of foolish men. Why are you trying to teach a grown man how to wipe his bumbum? Or flush the toilet?

I just washed my blanket, All things being equal..it should dry 21st of December.

If instituted, also put all of the fathers’ dna in a database that checks against all other kid’s dna and unsolved crimes too. Get full accuracy on the number of kids these men have and put them on the financial hook instead of the taxpayer having to pay for WIC or SNAP.

Someone that has a private jet is telling you that earthly riches is vanity.

Until you die you will always be the product of your environment.. it lays a foundation even in the choices you make, if your environment dehumanizes you, you will dehumanize yourself too.. yes you are your choices but you are your environment and genetics ..

This is all the information I need to not be a criminal.

If I ever order food and fall asleep, this is how I expect to be woken up.

they’re about to commit electoral crimes we’ve never even heard of