Learning how to use the Python package Tweepy to send this tweet

Caterpillar hitched a ride home on my shoelace

Google gives a totally incorrect pronunciation of the name of the founder of the marathon. Dunno if this is an AI thing but unfortunate at any rate.

Annie? Rauwerda? Fiona Apple was robbed of 20 words :(

Trump misses an opportunity by not starting his RNC speech with a "lend me your ear" joke

confirmed

Not to mention kafkaesque and lynchian

At 2 PM tomorrow, the house non civil judiciary committee is debating whether to pass this bill. If I get a hundred likes, I will go testify in opposition. If I get a thousand likes, I will do a shot of whiskey right beforehand

You idiots. The Trump team didn’t use a formula of (exports-imports)/exports. As Kush here points out, the formula was (exports-imports)/exports*4*.25

Trump has perfected the art of Pareto Worsening, a change in allocation making at least one person worse off without making a single person better off.