قُل بعد كل صلاة سبحان الله 33, الحمد لله 33, الله أكبر 33, واختمها بلا إله إلا الله وحده لا شريك له له الملك وله الحمد وهو على كل شيء قدير.

I am back... bitches!

Is twitter still a thing? Coolio...

So this email account had been obviously highjacked by an Arab gentleman... I have no idea who half of the suggested people are, twitter.

Se me olvida que aqui es en Español.. y que no importa cuanto actualice. Te extrañe, twitter.

Pero en serio.. no se quien son estas personas, twitter. Deja de sugerirlas.

Weeeyy.. Si sigue vivo esto! (a continuacion fotografias de la celebracion del retorno a twitter, twitter)

Goool del Puebla!!! Arriba el Chelis!!!!

Dining chairs have been here for a month, but I have to wait 5.5 FUCKING MONTHS to get the table. No heads up when ordering, WTF west elm?!

No estaban catfisheando a la gordita de mi FB, como yo sospechaba!!

Today is the day I give up on sports (for the 12345th time)

I DID NOT get it, but for what it's worth, I get it now. Oldness is all about being among your old peers. #oldnessisok