Has anyone considered rebuilding the lightning Network based on PSBTs moved by armoured cars?

The idea that people are going to run full nodes in other to audit their Banked Bitcoin IOUs ™ Is entierly laughable to me.

Hey Bitcoin CEO, when hoodie?

X sucks, why arn't you on Nostr already?

Funniest timeline: $trump sucks liquidity from shitcoins Strategic reserve announced Flips ETH Rugpull or slow bleed, no reserve goes to 0 All the shitcoins are dead Bitcoin dominance 90% Stablecoin dominance 9%

Just updated my muted words list. Now my feed is interesting again.

Trade war is 10x more bullish than SBR, change my mind.

Oh no, high speed bots are front running my dca and peer to peer buys. All is lost.

Shitcoin land is a fascinating place.

Bitcoin maxis, I love you. But there are so many bad takes on the ByBit hack that I think the 80 IQ meme might be true. No, there won't be rollback. No, ETH is not harder to self custody. No, this was not caused by POS. No, NK won't determine the future of ETH. GFY

Rare Samson W

I almost feel sorry for them

Million $ AI startup idea. Step 1: Download YouTube tutorial videos with indian accent and shitty audio quality Step 2: Replace audio with AI voiceover Step 3: Upload to YouTube Step 4: Profit