A rooster tried to attack my 7y/o. She didn’t think I was within earshot so she said, “watch it you stupid feathery fuck,” and then threw a snowball at it.

At least this generation is wasting time over internet rather than giving birth to 8 kids, just because they were bored.

When we dress up, we elevate ourselves to a higher level of consciousness that allows us to see the beauty and potential in everything around us.

Legit call from the school: Principal: I just wanted to touch base with you. Your daughter was baiting seagulls into the playground with gummy worms and actually caught one; Like in her arms. It did bite her—not hard, but I needed to inform you that we filed an incident report

5 inches feels amazing until you don't feel your legs next day 😏 Who invented these 5 inches pencil heels 🙃🤦‍♀️

My dad never allowed me for any night outs.But never did he even check my phone. It's how I learned the difference between being protective and being possessive.

deleted instagram to focus on study but ended up using tweeter 😭😭😭

Girl math is ignoring the guy you’re obsessed with and literally dying to talk to

🚨 SHREYAS IYER IS BACK. 🚨 - The BCCI rewarded Shreyas with the 'B - Central Contract'.

this still remains funniest thing this man ever did lmao we'll miss you, my guy

‘Henry, come on’ by Lana Del Rey debuts at #90 on the Billboard Hot 100.

Plz fu*ckk me😭💔

Cheat codes I know at 42 , I wish I knew at 22: 1.

15 Powerful Visuals About Psychology & Life: 1.

Marriage is seeing your wife go from a hot 20 year old. in heels, to a mom with messy hair, stretch marks & yesterdays clothes on, but still thinking she's the most beautiful person on planet earth.

Why fear loss when nothing in this world is truly yours🕶 _Copid🖇

WIZARDLIZ got cheated on while pregnant, after a man wrote a whole book about loving her. Moral of the story: even when you’re perfect, men like him will still fumble like it’s their full-time job.

Salary par income tax dein, phir ATM se salary nikalwane par tax dein, phir salary se cheezein khareedne par tax dein, phir khareed cheezon par yearly token tax dein, phir ATM fee bank ko dein.

I want people to start being real lovers and yearners