Tomorrow is a great day today start or resume your Sitta Shawwal fasts 🫵🏾

Since you know that I misunderstood it, and you understand it, explain it to me… I however have a 99.9% expectation that you’d just run away from this challenge

This meal cost me N9,700.

Rip off.

Best part is… this didn’t even come with a bottle of water!

Why do I still eat KFC in this country?

Extremism in Tolerance:

Being tolerant of others, but intolerant of Allah’s commands and crossing His boundaries.

This attempt of trying to somehow equate Muslims being allowed to marry women of Ahlul Kitaab to permissibility of aiding non-Muslims in their worship is funny, but in a sad way.

Ok, Islam forbids Muslim women from marrying Christian men.

…Or, Islam is not tolerant anymore?

Believe it or not some of your friends and relatives secretly hates you

Adultery…
Riba…
Fornication…
Alcohol…

That’s just because you have common sense

[Roommate sets alarm to go to the club]

Muslim roomie: Hey, wake up...your alarm dey ring, the club wey you wan go.

Roomie: Oh! Thanks my G! You are so tolerant.

Muslim roommate: You're welcome!

[Me, waiting in the comments to see them try to 'unequate' clubbing and church]

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