Yesterday apparently I misbehaved. Can neither confirm or deny but I did protect us from a grass destroyer or as Small Human called it ‘just a mower’ today it was not around so I was able to do a relaxings and show off my dapples. 🥕

Would like everyone to be aware I am preparing for next years GRAND PREE. Small Human let me jump some very large poles today and I was a complete heckin natural, obviously, not sure tha other horse world is ready for me.. 🥕

I haves a new neighbour called Pluto. Can confirm we are stables neighbours and now field neighbours it is an upgrade and checks must be mades. Will allow grooming in time but must do tha squealings first for at least an hour. 🥕

Would like it noted even slightly muddy I remain the handsomest horse ever, obviously. 🍏

For my 12th Birthday Sue and Bev Human gots me a carrot dispenser. Can confirm Small Human fills it every day and upon my return from the field I ensure it is well filled and the carrots are the correct amount of cronchy. 🥕

I have been at Brickfields for 4 whole weeks now and can confirm I am officially settled in and completely in charge of my snacking and snoozing schedules butt I do not appreciate Small Human KEEPS brushing all my hard earned muds off though. 🥕

Small Human thinks I ams smuggling a clock into the field when in fact I am just a master of tha timings and knowing exactly when I am supposed to come in from the field for brushings and snacks. 🥕

I have trained Small Human impeccably well, when I approach I must be met with fresh snacks or capture later could be compromised. 🥕

The rain trapped me in for heckin WEEKS (2 days) so naturally upon release into the wilds again I was reunited with my best heckin friends. 🥕

Occasionally a roll off must be had. We do carrot points for scoring and can confirm I beat Derry by at least 14points for leg wiggles in midair, is an art form. Also I chased Small Human to ensure was being safe with a stick cannot have the main snack provider getting injured.🥕

I have been turned into a bionic horse due to a ‘self inflicted’ injury. Small Human was very stressed and threatened me with the heckin VET Human luckily I healed myself because I am very heckin skilled.. retirement is more stressful than anticipated looking after SH. 🥕

Can confirm I was fine out with just Annax UNTIL Small Human arrived & then I HADS to let it be known SH was LATE & I was certain it had been hours (1 minute) & I was starving. Got upset had to haves a heckin bath & am now fine unsure why SH seems to feel there was any drama 🥕

Small Human thinks I’ve got a belly, personally I thinks SH might be projecting seeing as tha belly on SH is GROWING RAPIDLY. Have concerns will not be able to steal snacks out of pockets soon. Also spent all heckin nights doin tha poop decorating for my neigh hours today. 🥕

Sometimes I have concerns my neigh bours are unawares of my greatness and do not’s appreciate me. They should be doins tha speeds to greet me, every, single, heckin, day. Will put in some training. 🥕

Would like it noted I work very hard every day to ensure a good amount of muds and slobber so Small Human has something to do each day. Now SH cannot ride I haves to keeps her busy I did try a treat ball but SH was too slow and I got all the snacks first. 🥕

Small Human has put me in, a rug. Have not had a rug in WEEKS was certain it was because I am now wild butt apparently SH was just letting my cut heal, either way, snorting was the only appropriate response when SH tried to initially puts it on me. Have allowed it for tonights 🥕

I assisted my neigh bour George in an escape from a velcro monster that had been attached to his face. Am unsure how he would have coped but thanks to my bravery he was freed, obviously. Protecs may not be on the heath anymore but am still vigilant🥕

It’s rained whilst we were out in the field today I had NO WATERPROOFS on, I was abandoned naked for HOURS (SH note: 20 minutes of rain all day) so in order to dry off, myself and all the other horses did tha muds rolls. Can confirm it is an excellent way to warm ups. 🥕

Small Human claims I criminally assisted in a fence break, I was merely an innocent goodbye stander. Cannot be held accountable for things that occurred when tha humans weren’t watching. 🥕

Small Human came into my field after releasing me to ‘check’ my waters. I was unsure of SH’s plans so decided to keep a close heckin eyes just incase any danger appeared even if SH can’t ride me at the moment I still intend to keep ups my protectings I’ve seen pigeons lingering🦅