My cat is 3x the size of my baby.

Jeremy is telling our daughter about the world she was born into and he said “When I was a baby we couldn’t even get Taco Bell delivered!”

Rowan made her debut last Wednesday and I just love her.

This is fucking fantastic. Perfect in every way.

Went to a bar for the first time post baby and said to my husband (in front of my mom) “I would totally sleep with you tonight if I didn’t have a stitch in my vagina.”

Hello today I’m 30.

I fell asleep cuddling the baby and MAY HAVE woken up only to realize I drooled on her head.

This book is magic.

Today me & my partner in crime are reading an ARC of Tamara Jobe’s new collection with @wearehalfmystic & trying to come up with a blurb good enough to encompass all the magic inside this book.

Here you go, @maddieanthes: 6 favs/6 friends: - when baby Ro falls asleep on me - really strong coffee - my cat Frank’s stupid face - Tim Horton’s iced cap - online shopping - Alanis Morissette @jeremy_bronaugh @taykealook Shea Stripling Tamara Jobe Cathy Ulrich @schierneckeretc❤️

🚨Which short story/stories absolutely changed your life? Links please.

It only took a month into motherhood before I got the urge to chop all my hair off. Send help.

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My mom works for a company that greets celebs when they arrive at the Toronto airport, and now the Commander and Aunt Lydia from The Handmaid's Tale have seen photos of my baby.

A very old man just followed me to a gas station to yell at me about how inconsiderate I was to pass his slow ass and signal while doing so, so my day is going great so far because I got to unleash some of my rage on that fool.

Seriously though, why doesn’t Bruce Banner have stretch marks? and other useless things I think about postpartum.

Shoutout to @Embassy_HSV for not only not having a baby changing station even in the women’s bathroom, but also not having any soap! Loved having to change my 2-mo-old on the 5 inches of counter between sinks and then not being able to wash my hands. 👍