We all have that one friend that we greet with an insult.

Deleting one 'ha' from from your 'hahahhahahaha' because you feel like it's too much.

Awh Ntando Ngcobo what a cutie :) :)

i hate that awkward “i don’t want to annoy you but i really like talking to you” stage

"Autocorrects: If I sing around you I am 150% comfortable with you because I cannot sing for shit."

true bonding is when you and your friends are all angry about the same thing

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST i dont blame u neither can i

I'm a lazy texter. Unless you're hot, or I like you.

when u walk past somebody attractive and u make eye contact and they smile those moments are nice

true love is when your pet comes to your room on its own

im so naturally funny because my life is a joke

Why do people say “nice to meet you” before I’ve even said anything? How do you know it’s nice to meet me? I’m an asshole.

Boyfriend applications now open: Need somebody to kill a cockroach. Will pay in hugs and kisses.

I'll never chase a man but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power-walk.

"Autocorrects: my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween"Quinta-Mari

Changing lives The Street Store #bestdayever #amped #lovelife