Water, water everywhere, And plenty of it to drink

In 1867 Andrew Johnson commuted the death sentence of a Portuguese vampire named James Brown who’d been caught sucking the blood of his victim in the hold of a fishing vessel. His death sentence instead became life imprisonment—where is he today?

Sometimes when I’m pouring a glass of water or taking out the trash I catch a glimpse of a coherent understanding of the world and then it vanishes and I’m even dumber than before

“When Anacharsis was asked what the Greeks used money for, he replied: for reckoning”

Marina Oswald is alive and well and living in Texas

People love to put a few pieces of useless broken junk in a cardboard box and write FREE! on it and leave it in front of their house

The absolute coolest thing an author can do is autograph a book by violently crossing their name out on the title page and putting their chicken scratch signature under it

Laughing, madly and openly

Candy corn was originally called Chicken Feed

Hart Crane’s dad invented Life Savers

Long time no see! I've got a new album out November 1st. Hear a song from it and/or pre-order a limited edition CD-R here: liamtheyounger.bandcamp.com/album/eternity… open.spotify.com/track/5wsO9xiH…

Heed his words! New album out now liamtheyounger.bandcamp.com or wherever you do your streaming