There are 29 Greggs in Newcastle

I motherfucking love Samuel L. Jackson esquire.com/entertainment/…

okay this is the funniest game I have ever played in my life

Very articulate and precise recollection of events here from a 17-year-old barmaid called Ellen, who is real and definitely not made up #NUFC #MadeUpBollocks

We’re raising funds towards basic legal fees for the #nufc fans arrested for celebrating our equaliser on Saturday If you’re willing to help fellow fans - please donate generously gofundme.com/legal-fees-for…

EVERY COMPANY: We'd like to promote mental health in the workplace. EMPLOYEES: How about hiring more people so we feel less pressured & increase our pay so we can keep up with the spiraling cost of living so we're not so stressed out. EVERY COMPANY: No not like that. Try Yoga.

Currently reading 'Tor!' which is a book about the history of German football. Discovered that Oliver Kahn once played in a penalty shootout against a group of 9 year olds. For every penalty scored by the kids, money was given to a charity. Kahn saved every penalty.

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World Populace Actually Fine With Rich People Dying On Mount Everest trib.al/J8UqM51

Londoners running for the tube that comes every 2 mins x.com/bubyjeon/statu…

Maybe I’m getting forgetful in my old age but I could have sworn it was the editor of the Standard that scrapped free licences for the over-75s

[Invention of Tennis] "...and you just try to hit it back to me" Wow, that's really simple "Yeah, I wanted it to be very straightforward" For sure that's the best part about it "Uncomplicated, you know what I mean?" Exactly! No weird stuff "Yeah" So how do you keep score?

Why are the peas upside down. It's fucking me up.

Would be worse turning up holding a sun newspaper i guess 😂

Oh dude yeah you gotta try baking your own bread in quarantine. It takes 14 hours to do right and it’s boring as shit, but the results are often quite disappointing

INTERVIEWER: Where did you get the idea for "Chewbacca"? GEORGE LUCAS: Well, that's an interesting story. I was sitting in a, in my chair, one day, and I thought: What if there was a, sort of a, disgusting, sort of, dog man, in a spaceship? And I, I created this awful creature.