Nigel Farage pictured with Reform’s new head of misogyny.

Excited to announce that I start my new job this morning at 9am. I’m working for Ticketmaster as Head of Online Ticketing. I’m sure everything will be fine.

To all those people frothing at the mouth about Angela Rayner dancing, whilst she is on her holidays and parliament is in recess, remember the Tories did that in Downing Street when the country was in lockdown.

Weirdly I'm actually playing Hogwarts Legacy at this very moment.

Had to quote tweet this mind. Do you sell any of your work?

That GAEREA track on the R1 Rock Show, that was really something on another level 𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖊𝖑 𝕻 𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖊𝖗

I just realized 2024 is the Paw Patrol election

nfl is a league where you can beat your wife and s*xually assault people but they cross the line at tackling grown ass men a little too hard

Keir Starmer says he will not be distracted by noisy criticism of his govt. “All those shouts and bellows, the bad faith advice from people who still hanker for the politics of noisy performance, the weak and cowardly politics of fantasism. “It’s water off a duck's back. Mere

Didn't go to the Labour conference due to having an appointment booked with the orthopaedic surgeon for having my shoulder replaced, sad that I got a call off the secretary telling me that the surgeon is unwell so makes looking at the photos with a tint of envy.

🎶Yeah, I'm free, free fallin'🎶

Mate 😂🥰 Laura

Donald Trump :" Joe Biden became mentally impaired, Kamala was born that way". This is where he has got to now, no policies at all, just disgusting and crazy insults. How on earth even members of the GOP can continue supporting this man is baffling.

So on a date today and typically the trains are being an absolute nightmare, faster the railways go back into public ownership the better.

Seriously, what is the point of the Green party? My part of the world has a serious lack of social housing, along with very large wealth inequalities. Young people deserve local, affordable homes/flats, but the greens oppose building at every step. Fuck NIMBYism.

Hurricane Milton so scary even Batman getting out of Florida

Just got to my hotel, to celebrate my favourite weekend of the year also known as fabric birthday weekend! Roll on 11pm! 😎🫡

EXCLUSIVE: Keir Starmer has met literally hundreds of people who aren't Taylor Swift since becoming PM. More on this breaking scandal as we get it.

Having a German football manager is "a dark day for England", according to the Daily Mail. In other news, here's the Mail's founder, Lord Rothermere (great-grandfather of the current owner) with a German friend.

Went to a gig last night, wanted to look up the supporting acts and ohhhhhh Google